death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.

The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.

by Va-JJ June 27, 2025

vaginal death

death by something entering the vagina

i.e : tampon (toxic sock syndrome)

‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’

‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’

‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’

‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’

‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢

by olivia s July 29, 2021

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by Death Menace September 16, 2023