Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Ice cream

It's a kind of dessert:)it's cold and delicious there are lots of flavors like chocolate,strawberry,green tea,mango,cookie and cream,rose,lemon and vanilla!:Dit's one of my favorite desserts.so go and try one now!have a good day bai

I ate ice cream last night

by Fuck you bitch lets have sex February 4, 2017

boston cream

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina and he then eats the seamen

Babe fill me!
Now eat it like a Boston cream!

by The Pocket man January 30, 2017

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cream Ring

A ring you get around your mouth after kissing a girl who just sucked another man off.

I can tell you kissed my girl right after she sucked me off cause I can see my cream ring around ya lips! Hows that salty dog taste?!

by Dixxie Hippie February 27, 2020

Cream Lips

Someone who doesn't want to share their real name, so they divert the attention to their creamy lips.

"They call me Cream Lips"

by Cream Lips September 1, 2018