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County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.
"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?
by BluderFly August 2, 2008
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County Ball

To play "dirty" basketball to a degree that one would expect to see at a basketball game played by convicts inside a correctional facility.
Yo!?! You be throwing elbows around like we playin' county ball.
by fOgGy. July 14, 2011
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County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.
1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.
by chupon April 19, 2013
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County Mice

A subspecies of hood rats, the county mouse is a person who may be found in suburban areas, living the "thug life". County mice have infested most non-urban biomes, especially those not already settled into by their superior, the hood rat. The county mice population can be spotted while popping wheelies in parking lots, waiting at the bus stop, or, when on the move, jaywalking. This wild species will seek mates in "thots" and compete for their attention. They typically communicate in their native calls, and tend to participate in activities of "niggativity"
Jaylen: "Look at those ghetto kids over there"
Maya: " I hate County Mice"
by LesFashionistas August 25, 2015
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county upper school

The breeding ground for twats who have not yet realised their full potential of the #420BlazeIt clan thus must pass the entry exams of faze in order to learn the powers of shrek's infinite marijuana stash. Furthermore it hosts lots of events such as the annual human centipede and the weekly orgy in our central library. Next to this library you will find a lovely car park where everyone is free to dog as long as they cum in under 5 minutes.
Guy1: You got into county upper school?
Guy2: Yeah, Im gonna be the dankest guy around
by CarlosChuck October 13, 2016
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County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.
Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.
by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017
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countrizen

The guy is a countrizen of USA .
by Nancy dree June 20, 2017
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