Chris Criscuolo

will never get with ginger. he looks gay in fruity shorts

chris criscuolo. he’s just gay

by he’s just gay July 14, 2019

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Chris Langschultz

Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.

That Chris Langschultz sure is nutso!

by Fo S. May 14, 2022

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chris grail

The hottest sexiest moistest man alive... yeah yeah yeah... often referred to as Mr. StealYourGirl is 100% ok with giving your bitch the Holy Grail

Boyfriend: FUCKING HELL WHY WERE YOU JUST HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS GRAIL?!?!??? DID HE GIVE YOU THE HOLY GRAIL?!?!???

by MelaniaTrumpsPussyPopper February 7, 2017

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chris dang

A fucking autistic asian

Hey do you know niggas out here naming asians chris dang?
Wtf no

by Yeeteyeetyeet December 7, 2018

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chris hanley

Chris is a kind Italian guy, who likes to flex his pecks. He is caring and makes a great farther. But Chris lacks in common sense and logic. But makes up for this with his sense of humour.

Chris Hanley no common sense.

by Yorkshiregrumpy18 November 23, 2021

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A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025

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