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Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022
mugGet the Kirk-Blockedmug.

Bake Block

To prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high".
You Bake Block somebody by preventing them from getting baked high usually to benefit yourself in some way. You blow out the lighter as they were about to light up a joint.
by Aimeetheryet August 10, 2010
mugGet the Bake Blockmug.

Stalk n block

When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them
I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.
by gmgway August 12, 2020
mugGet the Stalk n blockmug.

Bend the block

Circling around the beef's neighborhood, potentially looking for the enemies to attack!
"Yo Dre you ready? We finna (going to) bend the block right now, grab ya sexy ass shiesty."
by YungGladiator January 15, 2024
mugGet the Bend the blockmug.

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.
You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
mugGet the talk blockmug.

tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.
(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.
by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014
mugGet the tinder blockmug.

block-blast rizz

Block blast rizz is that rizz only true block blast players have. Someone with block blast rizz could say “look, these blocks are perfect.. js like you” *treat me like white tee* or “The only block I wanna blast.. is yours” *don’t do me dirty*
Hey girl.. these blocks fit perfectly.. just like how I fit perfectly in you.. *block-blast rizz*
by S3roton1n January 11, 2025
mugGet the block-blast rizzmug.

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