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Plastic Bagging

Similar to the act of paper bagging. However, because the person being bagged cannot breath under the plastic bag opposed to the paper bag, he/she will suffocate as a result. The term is used to describe someone that is so ugly that you would have to kill them after intercourse.
Adam: Charlies' girlfriend is a real minger, he ought to be Plastic Bagging that bitch.

Bart: I think you mean paper bagging?

Adam: I don't think you understand just how ugly she is.
by Hoernchen February 27, 2011
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squak bag

being just a party pooper not fun to be around and just bringing evrything and everbody down
im here with my boy chase and trying to give him the details about my friday night adventure and there is a little RT involved but he is just being a squak bag to me today.
by john swec May 16, 2010
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lemon bag

When a guys accidentally shoots cum up your nose and henceforth making the girl/other man pull the face of one who has just eaten a lemon.
Guy: ohhhh yeahhhh
Girl: EW WTF YOU JUST LEMON BAGGED ME!!!!!!!
by jawbraker4lyf October 10, 2014
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douche bag

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.
by dave nondouche March 12, 2009
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Bag Gag

When lowering your sack into a woman's mouth and it hits the back of the throat, causing her to gag.
Guy #1 - "Have you ever tea-bagged a chick?"

Guy #2 - "Sure have. In fact, I got my nuts in so far one time that I bag gagged her."
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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Beard Bag

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.
Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
by MajikalBum January 18, 2011
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lunch-bag

the clean version of douche-bag; can be used in business situations.
Those lunch-bags totally stole our business plan!
by megeditor February 28, 2009
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