by Scoomish September 29, 2019
Get the Oil canmug. The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.
It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019
Get the Can of Whoopassmug. by AnOnymOus M0us3 July 2, 2021
Get the So can I Win.mug. by Groan February 1, 2004
Get the nip-tin-canmug. in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome
A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
Get the Can This Marriage Be Saved?mug. Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?mug. Agreeing and emphasizing
by anonymous September 3, 2023
Get the Yes I can Obamamug.