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josh

a straight up horny, retarded, perverted, gay/lesbian (if trans which they prob are) very adopted, actually sent to the orphanage 12 times and back in 2 months and overall very wet. oh yeah, also a raging alcoholic with a garage full of crack.
Josh's brother: 'Oh, hey Jo-'

*Josh's brother looks at josh in disgust and horror*

Josh's brother: 'Umm, josh y r u molesting 3 cats at once?'

Josh: 'Oh sah dude wanna join in?'

Josh's brother collapses from too much exposure to animal cruelty.
by Josh=gay May 20, 2020
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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Josh

Super awesome dude, a hit with girls and a super sporty guy often at the gym. He just might be the best person you will ever find.

What is there not to like about him: cool, cute, sporty, strong, friendly, and funny!
Person 1: Did u see Josh
Person 2: Yes of course. He's not hard to miss with his massive muscles
by JEPPEJ January 5, 2020
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Josh

person1: Don't get on Josh's bad side, he's autistic.
person2: trust me, I know. he killed my grandma.
by raindu_ January 6, 2023
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Josh

Josh is a powerful and handsome man. He will do anything to keep you safe and happy. He is very good-looking, sweet, caring, adorable, smart and funny. Once you find a Josh yourself, you will definitely fall in love. He is just too unique and perfect to not marry. If you ever stumble across such a man, you will become a big simp and you will do anything to please him. Furthermore Josh is a cuddle bear and you will have to give him a lot of attention when he opens up to you.

Have fun with your personal Josh, you will love it!
Oh fuck there is my fiancé, Josh!”
“l’m so in love with Josh.”
by his fiancé January 19, 2022
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Josh Gray

A Josh gray is like a perfect spicy buffalo wing that melts your face off, but you keep eating it because it hurts so good.
He’s like a Josh Gray, you hate to love him.
by Sloan.a.m March 10, 2022
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Josh

A Neek that plays gta roleplay is a discord mod and loves hot wheels cop cars
by Mikarain February 19, 2023
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