Brown Ralphson

The act of going to the toilet to produce feces. Or to put put more plainly, having a poo.

“Bloody hell lads, Im paying the price for that curry last night. Im off for a Brown Ralphson, pop kettle on.”

by Danktanktom May 27, 2018

Business Brown

When you work hourly and take a shit without clocking out.

Yo, I heard that Gavin got fired for his daily Business Browns.

by TheLAMSauce November 30, 2020

Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes

Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.

by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021

Brown Shephard

When you're throwing up and a girl is sucking your dick.

Dude, I heard you two in the bathroom, was she giving you a blumpkin?

No bro, she was brown shepharding the shit out of me.

by MIKESQUARRED April 11, 2011

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018

brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015