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Universe

Something that is currently on it's way to screw up and end.
Guy 1: Where do we live
Guy 2: The universe
Guy 1: Bruh this is the only fucking universe
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Universe forbid

The atheist/agnostic/non-religious way of expressing "God forbid".
Universe forbid we forget to file our taxes..

We will understand these concepts. Universe forbid anything bad happens.

Universe forbid we get a raise... *eye roll*!!!
by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023
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Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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Salisbury University

This school will destroy your childhood dreams. I have never met so many evil people in my life.
Evil is an understatement if you have been to Salisbury University.
by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022
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Life, universe, EVERYTHING!

42
"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."
by Sumsargreböl May 4, 2017
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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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