tom pullin

When an oddly shaped penis slides through a glory hole and surprises you

" damn I was just minding my own business when this dick appeared out of no where and tom pullined me"

by Mac and cheese master December 9, 2017

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Tom

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.

Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom

by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

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Tom

A 12 year old boy with osgood shlatters and a big forehead who tends to be attracted to people with red glasses

“I’m such a tom” said the boy

by Harry weir October 24, 2019

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Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021

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A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

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