by ROFLcopterbitch November 20, 2011
Get the Chris Explitzzmug. Chris is the type of guy to marry a girl named leah and to take a bullet for some one and laugh about it chris is the type of guy that can be the best person but sometimes he sits on his ass and plays video games and chris the type of guy of to beat anyones ass and maybe become bffs with them chris the type of guy to stand up to anyone and will awlays put himself last and be the bes person that will have the best buddies and flip bitches off chris the type of guy to follow his dreams and never give up chris is the type of guy to get framed for shit chris is the type of guy to be called fat stupid retard and dosent care chris is the type of guy to only cry ethier if random citzens die or gets hurt chris is the type of guy to die with honor chris is the type of guy to hide his musels unitl he needs to show am chris is the type of guy to play the gutiar ledgenday chris is the type of guy to become a brickwall or aka a westitler chris is the type of guy to get mad if someone messes with him or his family chris the type of guy pretending that hes making a youtube video chris the type of guy to beat anyone in a video game match chris is the type of guy to say purpule for the whole day day chris is the type of guy to fall aslseep in class chris is the type of guy to have a kickass birthday party and you will get lucky if u get invited chris the type of guy to not have seen the movie but noes every single part of the movie and tells people hes seen it
chris is the type of guy to get all the girls and sometimes be lazy has f but most of the time be a badass
by Cheezitzfreak July 19, 2016
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.
by samtun October 9, 2020
Get the chrismug. US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
by Rep69 February 17, 2021
Get the Chris Wootenmug. by redblueblur February 17, 2025
Get the The Chrismug. by he’s just gay July 14, 2019
Get the Chris Criscuolomug. Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.
by Fo S. May 14, 2022
Get the Chris Langschultzmug.