moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

As Bones

as bones is jus smth to compare

ts good as bones
im cold as bones

sick as bones

by kayodercaro June 18, 2023

Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hookup, and then getting doughnuts afterwards. Sometimes also includes coffee.

Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was your weekend?
Worker 2: Aw, hun- it was great! My man came over yesterday morning and we did a whole Bones & Dones thing and now I’ve already passed my carb limit for the week, plus I’m walking funny. 11/10 I’d do it again.

by Frito Pie May 29, 2021

T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.

I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Skin Tone Bone Phone

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ

My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa

by The Late Nite Undertow January 19, 2023

Bone Deen

another word for a human skull

ouch i hit my bone deen

by deen-smeller April 5, 2024