Michael Gross

short

short- Michael gross is short

by a_golden_potato May 3, 2021

Michael Majewski

A kind, amazing, and well known teacher in California. He is resourceful, intelligent, kind, and caring.

"We need for Michael Majewskis in this world.

by Your local christian May 4, 2021

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021

Michael

His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3

Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"

by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021

Michael

Michael is what I would call special. He is like no other boy. Michael is very nice and loving. Treats girl with respect anyone would want Michael. Michael is very short and is has an extremely big cock.

Have you guys seen michael today?
Yeah that 8 inch was sticking out 😳

by iloveponies1029120 May 10, 2021

Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.

Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.

by mnasty24 June 29, 2013

Pull a Michael

Yelling "WATCH THIS!" and chest bumping a glass window, thus falling through and almost dying

"Hey bro, I think im gonna go Pull a Michael on that window."

by Treyski December 5, 2011