omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 05, 2023

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Egg facemask

The act of joyously injecting an egg (any type) into ones anus with a turkey baster and then squatting over a partners face and expelling the egg.

I totally gave Susie a egg facemask and then we cooked the egg for breakfast.

by Mylittlehatchling February 19, 2022

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Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 11, 2020

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Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022

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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 26, 2023

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