monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

by Bananular October 6, 2006

Rug Monkey

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

by Moe FIzz June 9, 2008

Holy Monkey

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism

Praise The Holy Monkey

by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004

monkey balls

You stink...or how dumb

You suck monkey balls!

by Kiki May 7, 2005

monkey vagina

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.

Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.

by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

monkey boy

A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.

Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.

by Organ grinder January 22, 2008

porch monkey

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

by BladeIII May 7, 2008