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monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.
Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.
by Bananular October 6, 2006
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Rug Monkey

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."
by Moe FIzz June 9, 2008
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Holy Monkey

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism
by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004
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monkey balls

You stink...or how dumb
by Kiki May 7, 2005
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monkey vagina

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.
Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.
by Jt Martin November 4, 2007
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monkey boy

A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.
Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.
by Organ grinder January 22, 2008
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porch monkey

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.
you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work
by BladeIII May 7, 2008
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