When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
by bowle'd April 5, 2017

by zombofromdaJ February 4, 2021

by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

by oreolopez July 5, 2019

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022

Banging a liberal broad from behind and whispering "MAGA for Life" in her ear and try to keep your dick inside of her for 6 seconds.
I found a chick on this dating site and her profile stated "No MAGA". I ended up taking her out and we got frisky in the back of my truck. When I entered her doggy style I whispered in her ear "MAGA for Life!". As she bucked and tried to get me out of her liberal birth canal I held on for 6 seconds yelling "GIMME THAT J6 RIDE!!"
by PornoMatt August 18, 2025
