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Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.
I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.
by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026
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Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee
I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board
by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025
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Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.
“I thought you got fired?”
Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
by Jane03OM March 27, 2025
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ride or die

If you're not willing to possibly die, then you can't be counted on.
Aaron said he wouldn't risk getting killed for me, so he's not ride or die.
by livcarve48 November 24, 2021
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Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024
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flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024
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riding solo

Riding Solo refers to a clip of gay black adult content creator “DJ Buttpussy” in which he rides a blue phallic object while Jason Derulo’s song “Riding Solo” is played in a sped-up clip. This clip has surfaced in hood irony in the same way as LoveandlightTV and Thug Hunter to name a few, and was also used to troll streamers with clip donations.

When you are told by someone (or tell them) they ride solo, it implies they usually bounce on a dildo for self-pleasure, regardless of sexual orientation (see Dreamybull’s explanation of self-pleasure in regards to sexual identity)
XBOX Players: What are you doing with Luke’s Lighsaber 😮😮😮

Lando Calrissian: I’m Riding Solo
by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024
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