Shaggy egg

A liv is someone that’s is very kind and nice however can be irritating when attempting to steal a pencil case or personal object, overall very nice and amazing person that will call you at 6am or 11pm to play minecraft, makes you blush too much tho would recommend for Christmas and definitely worth the cop

Wow thanks mum a shaggy egg liv

by Fredb September 30, 2020

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

egg

i just oueufed your window L bozo get rekt newb loooooooooooooooooooooool L+ratio noooob

i egg you lol

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants May 16, 2023

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

egg

A white rich kid, usually blonde. Someone who has a lot of money.

Person 1: "Who's that guy over there driving the porsche?"
Person 2: "Oh, that egg? He's rich."

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016