Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
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Cool, awesome, rad, neat, stupendous, insanely amazing, undeniably pimp, off the hook (chain, hizzle, etc.) tight, krunk, kicking incomprehensible amounts of ass, the greatest thing EVER.
"Dude, that band Broadmoore is straight thro!"
by Geoffrey Blair January 15, 2004
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by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
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The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 20, 2021
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When you being a real Gooblegup.
Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.
by 420GupIt January 23, 2023
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