The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.
Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"
Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."
Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."
by Zakhaev October 4, 2010
Get the Mexican Meat Muncher mug.An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
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Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the Mexican Water Drops mug.Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.
How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...
by ZCV99 February 6, 2019
Get the mexican wet whistle mug.We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.
by steelerfan7 September 3, 2009
Get the mexican door handle mug.The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
by turd dangler September 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Trowel Job mug.When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.
by hammondmatthew14 October 30, 2012
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