This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.
"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"
"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018
Get the John Gill mug.An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.
by Jiblaw September 3, 2016
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by anonymous December 14, 2020
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2. Short trips to the bathroom.
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"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
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