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Music Stylist

A person who recommends/puts on good music to a person with an otherwise horrible music taste. Artists usually include underground rappers but can also be used in any genre. The term was popularized after a clip of Kai Cenat forgetting the lyrics to Playboi Carti’s “Long Time (Intro)” went viral.
Person A: You think Kai Cenat has a Music Stylist? There’s no way he’s tapped in to the underground🤷 ♂️
Person B: Prolly.

*blows up

the end🪫
by straightgunna March 18, 2025
mugGet the Music Stylistmug.

techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.
"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"
by LilacDreamer April 18, 2016
mugGet the techno dance musicmug.

Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
mugGet the Penis Musicmug.

the music wizard

a horrible meaningless website to download music for free. cant we do that anywhere anyways?
Henry's website, the music wizard, sucks.
by the fag monster December 14, 2010
mugGet the the music wizardmug.

Musical

A blowjob usually given by a fat girl to a skinny guy.
Brady's mom gave me a musical last night. Damn she had a fat ass too.
by Baconman20 December 9, 2017
mugGet the Musicalmug.

Music Effect

Where a song, album or mixtape has a huge opinion change in the future.

E.g. I AM MUSIC (predicting the future...)
by cmpbxll March 15, 2025
mugGet the Music Effectmug.

music mangler

A person who thinks they can play an instrument or sing, but proceeds to mangle/destroy the piece/song attempted.
The band singer is a music mangler.
by Tepmurt June 27, 2015
mugGet the music manglermug.

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