Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nashville Knee Grease

A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.

"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.

"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"

by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025