Tuffoons law

All internet discussions about healthcare systems eventually lead to someone mentioning the US healthcare system.

But if we don’t have the NHS, the only alternative is the US healthcare system...

Tuffoons law has been evoked.

by Nhsisnumberone June 5, 2021

Bush's Law

Noun
Bush's Law, named after George W. Bush, describes a moment in a competitive environment where the score is 9-11. A derivative of Zonic's Law from Counter Strike

The score is 8-11, Bush's Law incoming??? Pausechamp

by Dr Socks December 17, 2023

Matrix's law

The Matrix's law works in the same way than godwin's law. Whenever an online discussion about artificial intelligence progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be compared to Terminator or any movie with an evil AI.

"Have you seen the last progress of Google's deepmind ?"

"Yeah, we're one step closer from an AI revolution"

"Ah yes, the Matrix's law"

by Ixefen April 12, 2021

Kaplan's Law

The law that any discussion on the internet that goes in long enough will result in someone claiming that the US Civil War wasn't about slavery.

(long discussion about the BLM and Blue Lives flags and what they mean to people)
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.

by MaddKap May 15, 2022

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's half-brother.
2. The half-sister of one's parent-in-law.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Ian's law

Someone who blames everyone else for your own mistakes/choices except for themselves

They have a bad case of Ian's law

Guess it's Ian's law that affects them

by Xodika June 26, 2023