God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.

random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.

by miimaker2 October 19, 2020

God mode

When an individual drinks crown royal and feels as if they can do anything.

Bruh did you see that stream last night? That man went god mode!!

by God mode master September 18, 2017

God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

Woojin the God

Woojin the God

The kpop singing and former member of Stray Kids has been proven to be god and everyone still slept on his talent

Woojin the God did really well on stage!!! I can't believe people still sleep on his vocals...

by Kpoppgroup November 14, 2019

God's Odds

its those coincidences that has no explainable reasoning for what happened

What are the odds that I would've ran into her? Its God's Odds cuz nothing else will explain it!

by UniquelyMe819 June 20, 2014

God's Hotdog

A person created by "God" with left over scraps\parts.
"God's HotDog" (aka: lips and assholes)

"Hey look... there is another product of "God's Hotdog Stand"

"Oh yeah, it is! I'd rather be nailed to a cross than be one of God's Hotdogs"

"Jesus was one of God's Hotdogs"

"I ate baby Jesus"

Mark 14:20
...and as they did eat, Jesus took a bun and blessed it, and gave unto them, and said... Take me, and eat me as God's HotDog

Psalms 14:4
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? Who eat up my people as they eat God's HotDog, and call not upon the Lord.

by the SKiNBuS your gf rode in on July 7, 2011