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tom

straight up autism like the actual definition of autism, he’s VERY scary lookin and has a funny voice, kinda perverted and has extremely dry hands, nonstop texts you makes you wanna shoot someone :)
bro tom is making me go insane he’s so annoying.
by CAILOUSBIGPEEN123 May 30, 2019
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Tom Cruise

The most gangster man in this universe. He's got the personality, muscles and the cock to make you scream with goodness
Dude that guy at the gym was so Tom Cruise, did you see his body?!?!
by Grimmreaper97 January 19, 2021
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toms

1. plural of tom; a group of tom
2. person with innate ability to make people laugh, may or may not be a femboy, catboy, libtard cuck, etc. Is often found with food.
Person 1: Woah is that tom hanks, tom cruise, tom holland, and tom hiddleston?

Person 2: Yes, but also no, that is a toms
by RobbieRage October 29, 2020
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Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.
Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.
by Poontangclan December 1, 2018
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Tom Jankowiak

Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person alive , he's a really chill person with a great personality.

He is the sexiest man alive .
Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person on Earth.
by Hytrons November 22, 2021
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Tom Holland

I eh tom Holland.
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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.
by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021
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