Chuckle Ducking

I had a dream that this meant surfing while naked

"I went to the beach last night but someone was chuckle Ducking on the water"

by Raddyguy July 20, 2023

Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

divine ducking

Calling Ben for technical support. Similar to rubber duck theory but the duck has some good ideas to point you in the right direction.

I'm out of ideas, time for some Divine Ducking.

by Michael Supertramp July 26, 2023

National duck day!

A day to appreciate and spoil your little ducky friends!! **November 6th!!!!!**

“Dude, November 6th I’m gonna spoil my duck!”
‘Why?’
“Because it’s National duck day!!”

by Waddles the Rouen July 28, 2023

Duck

A bad pass in football by the quarterback that is wobbly and or has no air under it

Lamar Jackson is always throwing Ducks

by Dro Flacco July 31, 2023

Duck Duck Goose Girl

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.

"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."

by MiAngelito August 18, 2023

Duck valls

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.

Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho

by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023