tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Face taco

1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.

1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.

by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012

Side Taco

Word used as a separate thought from the main story, only to go back to the story later. Much like eating the main entre of a dish but suddenly your waiter brings a taco on a separate plate. You stop to eat the taco and later continue to finish the entre.

Dude, I sent my mom a potato in the mail with Happy Mothers Day on it and...oh side taco, I once tried to give a hobo money only to find out it was a trashcan. So yeah! She was excited about the potato. Ha!

by LyndseyLynz May 16, 2016

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

smokin pink taco

A term used to describe a womans pussy.

She had one tasty smokin pink taco.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

taco bell wrapper

a word that is used to diss a trashy mexican almost like "white trash" but the mexican version

asshole #1: that chick last night was a taco bell wrapper

asshole #2:dude, i know right!!

by LoveMiHaterz<3 January 25, 2011

taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017