Tom

She likes your mom
Her penis is like this big | |

Omg, Tom just passed by, look at her GIGANTIC penis!

by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021

Tom Fay

TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.

Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!

by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 12, 2018

Tomming

When one poops in public places

Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.

by Tming October 8, 2022

Tom

Lame bitch

I’m going to shit on Tom’s doorstep.

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Tom wales

Has autism, eating disorders, obesity, small Willy syndrome and loves young lads. Tom wales is very caring and is the life of the party.

Tom wales is a beta male.

by Bozzza J April 10, 2022

Tom Bierton

Bald guy who likes to fuck kids

Look at Tom Bierton fucking a little kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

Tom Brady

The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.

Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!

by Mike Cummings Urmouth May 30, 2020