The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
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"That guy is making a right hand turn with his left turn signal on; he is pulling a New Mexico classic".
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Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..
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Get the Akkos new word mug.This is a term used as a means of exclamation or admiration when you notice someone has purchased or received a new clothing item.
The exclamation of the word “woahhh” is particularly distinct, and is the iconic part of the phrase. The term “woahh new coat” is primarily used to describe coats, but also other clothing items or even accessories.
Side note, the exclamation of the “woahh” comes from the way the fictional character tony stark says “woahhh” when trying on peter parker’s goggles.
The pronunciation of the “woahhh” is said as “woah-oh-oh” (rapidly so the breaks flow into one woahh)
The exclamation of the word “woahhh” is particularly distinct, and is the iconic part of the phrase. The term “woahh new coat” is primarily used to describe coats, but also other clothing items or even accessories.
Side note, the exclamation of the “woahh” comes from the way the fictional character tony stark says “woahhh” when trying on peter parker’s goggles.
The pronunciation of the “woahhh” is said as “woah-oh-oh” (rapidly so the breaks flow into one woahh)
Woahhhhh new coat! *tugs on someone’s new DLX coat sleeve enthusiastically* Woahhh! woahh new coat!!!
Wow, that’s a woahhh new coat!
Wow, that’s a woahhh new coat!
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