Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016

Duck Butt

When someone's pants or shorts are a size or two bigger than their normal clothing size. Thus creating a loose fitting around the bottom of the middle seem towards the back of the pants that appears somewhat like a ducks tail.

Your pants are slightly too big they are causing you to have a duck butt in the back.

by Taybears99 March 13, 2024

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Adam Is A Duck

A sexy male that is very attractive and makes women's pussies wet.

Oh Adam Is A Duck made me wet

by EndMePlz October 18, 2017

duck print

Another term for oddly shaped man bulge, like moose knuckle or saddle bags.

"Omg Rebecca, look at how tight his shorts are"
"Hes got some serious duck print going on"

by Brodolf Shitler April 11, 2017

Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

by perfectattic December 1, 2022

Duck quacks dont echo

The group chat of gods
It has many great people in it
Example: Aaron and Parrot

Ginge: *sends meme*
Demb: ...
Ginge: ...
Demb: steals
Parrot: Indomie?!?!?!
Aaron: *sends uk rap*
Red: Hi guys I said hi
Crit: among us
Dis is duck quacks dont echo

by ZeroTheImpostor September 29, 2020