douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011

chat douche

A person who clones screen names of other chatters to harass,stalk or humiliate other chatters so that person gets
his own personal gratification to justify his own sad life.

Danieldkluc:wow i see my clone stalker is back in the room again
Gillys777x:yeah he is such a chat douche for doing that to people

by danieldkluc July 3, 2011

Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

Douche-Kanush

An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.

"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"

by Lizzislovee June 19, 2021

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!

What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013