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The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
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Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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Straight Sudzin

The term “Straight Sudzin” comes from the old special term made by someone who is special themself. The term refers to one partaking in a bath time with a bubble bath and rubber ducky. Another might refer to the term as being slang for having a bath time with themself.
Hello there kind sir mind if we go Straight Sudzin in ur bathroom and i definitely won’t tickle each one of your ballsacks individually”
by sudzincomittee011 February 10, 2022
mugGet the Straight Sudzinmug.

Straight

For men it means you want a women.

For women it means you want a man or a man with a woman.
by Dictator of penis January 20, 2024
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As straight as a roman road

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
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Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021
mugGet the Aquinas straightmug.

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