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National Keelie Slap Day 

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP
"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"
Related Words

Virginia rat slap 

When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis
My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night

Jiggy Willy slap 

When someone is agitated and or angered thus resorting to physical violence, by slapping the opponent in the face.
Will and Jonathon lost their s#*t and the Jiggy Willy slap was the end result!

Hack and Slap 

A physical product or electro-mechanical control system, usually made by an engineering person, or DIY addict, that involves hacking 1 or more official branded products, and slapping them together to create a new, mostly working product. The system or product can range from basic controls to complex monitoring systems, and can be a mix of software, circuits and 3D printed parts. Sometimes can be open source and available on Github.
Person 1: Did you see that Hack and Slap respiratory system on YouTube? It's just a bunch of drone parts running on a Arduino!

Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!

Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.

Click clack give my nutsack a slap 

1. Another way to say “suck my dick
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap
“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap

Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.
Blizzard Slap by Steeldriver August 1, 2008