Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Nope Sandwich

A saying used to reject somebody more than a typical rejection.

Ademottomotto: Hey Miguelitto! Do you want to play with my yoyo?
Miguelitto: NOPE SANDWICH YOU CRAZY PHYCO!!

by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020

pool sandwich

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top

This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.

by Russianski July 15, 2025

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.

That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.

by rabidbilly May 17, 2014

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.

Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!

by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021

Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

by get arrested May 9, 2016