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Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
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The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 24, 2013
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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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riding on time

to be able to do something and still get to another thing on time
person 1: it's 11:30, but i have to shower and leave at 12
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time
by Defl August 20, 2021
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Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017
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Reverse Dolphin Ride

When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.
by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012
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roblox cart ride games

a game where obese 5 year old children play on their mom’s crusty boogery iphone or ipad and cry when they dont drive into spongebobs mouth because some #epic troller 😝😝😝 knocks them off
roblox cart ride games is soooo fun
by Wonder_UA June 13, 2022
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