Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Punch

Punch means the action of punching

Mark: Hi
Dan: I’ll fucking punch you.
Mark: :(

by Snowxplain June 26, 2024

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Packer Punch

Packer Punch ; is a crown hit by an establishment. The government and subsidiaries Packer Punch. Also see khayyam

The K.I.R. to it's nemeses, pledge they can Packer Punch when or if required, but blow it's cover in doing.

by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020

punched lasange

A disgusting or messy vagina

Her fanny looks like a punched lasange

by Ellis's mum January 24, 2018

Punching the Butcher

Fisting, while the recipient is on her period.

Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.

Amy: I'm on.

Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...

Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.

Joe: *dons latex gloves*

by The22ndCatch December 29, 2011