(Trucker driving along sees a sign for a diner) "They got hot hamburger sandwiches on special. That means hot pull the fuck over, I'm starving."
by RED DUKE, BARE PIMP PROJECT October 4, 2023

I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
by QuacksO March 5, 2024

by Florida_Man_Xx May 28, 2021

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.
by HarveyXDLOL November 4, 2020

In so game over
by Ft tfddgvidfg June 26, 2015
