Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.

“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!

by ……: December 12, 2024

Maris

A girl who is quietly powerful. She’s proud of her intelligence, of which there is much, but doesn’t flaunt it. She is effortlessly kind and has a positive outlook on life. Her eyes sparkle with joy, but also speak of a past no one knows. She is open to many new things, yet is very comfortable in her pattern of life. A driven person, caring at every turn, with copious knowledge, a Maris is a girl everyone admires.

I don’t know what to do…I’ll ask Maris.

by Ana_Waver December 19, 2024

mari

mari + stairs. stare lover, pizza eater, something, not basal and bagel

snuuy pushed mari down the satir-

by kel_XDD December 20, 2024

The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

mary kachowski

dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!

“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”

by soodoedum October 16, 2019