Glue Job

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.

William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...

by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020

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blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon

At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job

by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015

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Pence Job

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.

Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after

by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020

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rough job

When she has braces

Yo. My girlfriend just got braces...

Lol you're gonna get a rough job

by Mike wrestling May 13, 2016

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saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

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Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

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