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how many horse

Tim:How many horse?

John:*Demonicly*... yes
by Slimyboi. April 13, 2020
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white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way
Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse
by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020
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The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020
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Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead
Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning
by Archie.413 December 24, 2020
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strung like a horse

He’s strung like a horse
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild
Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight
by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021
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You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.
Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021
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