Dick ghost

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.

I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.

by Riffraffbitch17 October 7, 2019

ghost happy syndrome

Someone (particularly women) who takes an immense amount of sick pleasure (in other words gets off) on ghosting another person. These people talk to you until you are fully involved in the conversation and just ghost you in order in make themselves feel good. These people are highly insecure and the only way to raise their levels of self-worth is to ghost others.

Kristina suffers from ghost happy syndrome. I suggest you stay away from her.

by mrbuggy April 2, 2022

lil ghost officials

lil ghost officials is a “artist” from California who had beef with KLIPZ which was pointless since KLIPZ made his career in the long term

Jake: That boy lil ghost is ass
Nick: You mean the lil ghost officials guy who got rekt by KLIPZ?
Jake: yeah that guy

by GoldenCowshoe September 19, 2023

Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 29, 2023

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.

Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!

by Lil Barber April 4, 2020

Ghost Dome

When you get oral sex from an apparition of a dead person aka a nebulous nymphomaniac

I went in the house and it was definitely haunted. But that ghost gave me the best GHOST DOME like I've ever had. I shall return.

by N8Stylo June 9, 2023

Holy Ghosting

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

by Marcus8581 July 23, 2018