by _bootyh0le_ September 28, 2023
Russian jet pilots know: If you hear him, its too late. If you see him, you're long dead. Now you are no.7
Russion pilot 1: "Hey Anatoli, you hear jet engine exhaust by any chance?"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
by Sneaky brieky February 26, 2022
Vsco ghost is just an invisible vsco girl. Usually has their carmex with them.
Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Girl 1: omg that carmex just moved!
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
by tiktokGorl November 5, 2019
A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.
The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎
by Cedar Eizen December 13, 2022
by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019
When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.
So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.
So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.
Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.
by broception_15 May 12, 2019
by Riffraffbitch17 October 7, 2019