Fart knocker

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.

I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.

by Pseudo Menudo July 8, 2017

Pyro-Fart

It happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your ass.

Husband: Thank you hun, That was the best spicy enchiladas ever.

Wife: You're welcome *Smiles*

Husband: *smiles back and Farts* CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!

Wife: Are you O.K.?

Husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, My ass is still on fire.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

fart sediment

the tangible aftermath of over- flatulance found in the underpants or panty. Can be smelled and felt. Not to be confused with shart.

I am not going down on you, there is probably fart sediment on your dick

by michelle A April 3, 2008

Fart Comfortability

The ability, and willingness to fart in front of people (no matter how bad you know it will smell) and be okay with it.

"Dude I met this girl, and I think she might be the one. I have total Fart Comfortability."

by TaylorTime March 7, 2007

broccoli fart

a really nasty fart caused by broccoli.

1)

tim: aww man i had broccoli for dinner you know what that means!!!
bella: what?
tim: broccoli farts!!! **farts on Bella**
bella: ewww! broccoli farts are the worst!

by fartslave October 19, 2016

farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

Ball fart

A condition in which your testicle(s) has a hole torn/decayed into it and air from other open areas in the body that have access to the ball sack can both enter and exit the testicle(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.

It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).

Guy 1: "OW FUCK!!"
Guy 2: "What? What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "Oh it's just my Ball fart."

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 17, 2022