Skip to main content

chat douche

A person who clones screen names of other chatters to harass,stalk or humiliate other chatters so that person gets
his own personal gratification to justify his own sad life.
Danieldkluc:wow i see my clone stalker is back in the room again
Gillys777x:yeah he is such a chat douche for doing that to people
by danieldkluc July 3, 2011
mugGet the chat douchemug.

Douche bombing

If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:

A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.

A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing:

Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"

Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".

Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
by Staska June 14, 2009
mugGet the Douche bombingmug.

douche monggler

someone who monggles douches..
1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.
by cheerios3 December 16, 2008
mugGet the douche mongglermug.

Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.
Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"
by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009
mugGet the Douche Nardmug.

douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.
I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.
by The District August 11, 2007
mugGet the douche quiversmug.

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.
by AKCoug February 21, 2011
mugGet the Juneau Douche Bagsmug.

UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!
What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013
mugGet the UD Douche Editormug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email