douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

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douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

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Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

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1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.

by cheerios3 December 16, 2008

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Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

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Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

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