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Wonky Club Banger

The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.
*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*

Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger
by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018
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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 4, 2018
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Gacha club

a customizing international dress up games. you can find this app in the App Store ( wtf ofc.) There’s many kinds of gacha people ( gachatubers ) that you can locate in the most famous app YouTube. Like. meech.Adrian. Anyone. This app can lead into big original characters like. an alpha. or a kawaii cat. which is basically all pink.
“Hey! Have you seen Gacha club?”
Yes I have. I’ve made my oc.”
“Ooh nice!”
by elysiqn December 16, 2021
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Club 47

A categorization of people with one extra chromosome in their DNA; can also refer to a categorization of exceptionally stupid individuals.

When I say “exceptionally”, I mean “there’s no way somebody can be so stupid, and yet this class of individual exists to prove you wrong”.
“Hey, is that guy buying $100 worth of V-Bucks?”

Looks like it. Probably a ‘Club 47’ member”, go easy on him.

“Okay, but do his parents know he has their credit card?”
by Star_Index_Media May 28, 2025
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Club Penguin

"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!
by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017
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cambridge club sandwhich

A term describing the act of making freshmen eat doughnuts off of the seniors penises. Often takes place at wrestling camps.
Wanna try our Cambridge Club Sandwhich? It's only $6.99.
by Mickey Mouse December 13, 2015
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