Cuban Blowtorch
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
Cuban Blowtorch by RyPMadi September 16, 2010
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Danish Blowjob
An intense blowjob that is a form of cock-worship. The giver of the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis of the recipient from tip to base (and all that's in-between and beneath) with exclusive attention from their mouth. It is performed with any combination of sucking, licking, kissing, or light biting. A true Danish Blowjob is performed without the use of hands by the administrator or the recipient.
For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.
Danish Blowjob by DoodleBobbyJoe June 17, 2016
Waluigi blowtorch
When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again
Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!
Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!
Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!
Waluigi blowtorch by YeetWaluigiYeet June 23, 2019
Spark Plug Blowjob
Spark Plug Blowjob by tictactoe81 June 17, 2012
Maryland Blowfish
You are tossing someones salad(eating out their asshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!
Glen: "Hey man! I heard that Roger turned Sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute"
Jack: "EW, yo"
Jack: "EW, yo"
Maryland Blowfish by dirtyburgh6 December 10, 2009