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bro's before ho's

Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
by jdswtf July 20, 2008
mugGet the bro's before ho'smug.

Bro Toe

The act of removing a long black sock from your foot and after leaving on for a long period of time residue left from the sock, will cover your feet requiring you to wash or scrub your feet to remove

this is commonly found on "bros" hence the the name of the kids who wear DGAF. SRH, SO CAL, and/or TAP OUT socks and relatively dirt bike or claim to do so.
Brofag 1: aw dude those dgaf socks you got from the kottenmouth kings concert gave you bro toe!

Brofag 2:Damn lets go drink monster and jack each other off and cry about of daddy issues

Brofag 1: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Brofag 2: DGAF lifestyle bro
mugGet the Bro Toemug.

Bro-tien

Bro-tien - The energy derived from a brodown ( see browdown ) A transfer of Bro energy when engaged in competition and Male only spaces . Men feed off healthy competition . Sports , hunting , fishing EXT . A Mentor or father's rights of passage energy can be said to be Bro-tien filled .
Me and the guys played B ball all day It was like a bro-tien shake . I feel good .
by Traversable Mgtow May 30, 2016
mugGet the Bro-tienmug.

you gay bro?

A phrase posed as a questions by one bro to another bro to determine sarcastically or seriously question another bros sexuality. This statement may also be used as a pejorative statement to question another bros level of masculinity in a situation.
Ex. Bro (1.) "Yo bro! Go ask that bench on a date bro!" Bro (2). replies "no". Bro (1.) "You gay bro? You're not gay are you bro!?"
by themaddefiner December 3, 2013
mugGet the you gay bro?mug.

Jo Bro Ho

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
by wildblues November 23, 2009
mugGet the Jo Bro Homug.

Lax Bro Swag

The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport
person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us
by LAX BRO KING February 18, 2012
mugGet the Lax Bro Swagmug.

Jive Soul Bro

A pimp who hits on women who he will never get any from.
Slick was nothing but a Jive Soul Bro.
by Livewire December 8, 2003
mugGet the Jive Soul Bromug.

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